Tag Archives: Humor

Got Humor? Google’s Revenue In The Wrong Hands – Infographic

how-a-supervillain-would-spend-googles-revenue_51dabaeaf1b87Google has long-held the motto “don’t be evil,” but what if their 50.2 billion dollars in revenue made it into the wrong hands?

There’s almost no limit to what could be done. In this hand-drawn, comic book-style infographic, Customer Magnetism explores what could happen if a super villain got a hold of Google’s 2012 revenue. From buying a secret submarine lair in Norway, to a crew of robot butlers serving up diamond martinis, to Facebook, and even equipping hammer-head sharks with laser fins, all of the items and their prices are based on reality (though the labor costs involved in getting lasers on the sharks might raise the price quite a bit). Continue reading

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Humor And Marketing: The Game Of Marketing – Infographic

Working in marketing can feel a bit like a board game sometimes. Every time you think you are moving forward something takes you by surprise and bites you, bringing you back down to earth with a bump. Continue reading

The History Of Business Travel – Infographic

The team at Expert Market have created a hand-drawn infographic about famous explorers called The History of Business Travel.

The aim is to compare vehicle fleets and business travel to modern day commuters. All those old expeditions were just business voyages in history. Continue reading

You Are The Social Media You Are Using – Infographic

As dogs say a lot about their owner, so does a social media about who’s using it. This one might be a little bit too much for some, but it is still good for a smile: Continue reading

Humor: Information Of The Day – Male Bats Either Have A Big Brain Or Big B….

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Male Bats either have a big brain or big testicles. Both together doesn’t exist. Hm!?

 

How To Cook A Thanksgiving Turkey – Good Luck And, Always Keep The Humor!

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Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe.

HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY

STEP 1: GO BUY A TURKEY
STEP 2: TAKE A DRINK OF WHISKEY (SCOTCH)
STEP 3: PUT TURKEY IN THE OVEN
STEP 4: TAKE ANOTHER 2 DRINKS OF WHISKEY
STEP 5: SET THE DEGREE AT 375 OVENS
STEP 6: TAKE 3 MORE WHISKEYS OF DRINK
STEP 7: TURN OVEN THE ON
STEP 8: TAKE 4 WHISKS OF DRINKY
STEP 9: TURK THE BASTEY
STEP 10: WHISKEY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF GET
STEP 11: STICK A TURKEY IN THE THERMOMETER
STEP 12: GLASS YOURSELF A POUR OF WHISKEY
STEP 13: BAKE THE WHISKEY FOR HOURS
STEP 14: TEST THE LURKEY FOR NUMBNESS
STEP 15: TAKE THE OVEN OUT OF THE LURKEY
STEP 16: FLOOR THE LURKEY UP OFF OF THE PICK
STEP 17: TURK THE CARVEY
STEP 18: GET YOURSELF NUTHER SCOTTLE OF BOTCH
STEP 19: TET THE SABLE AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF TURKEY
STEP 20: BLESS THE SAYING, PASS AND EAT OUT=2

 

Let us know how it worked out!

Picture Of The Week: Have An Awesome Weekend

Have an awesome weekend and always keep the humor!

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Mark Twain

Halloween Fact Of The Day!

I am certain my Halloween costume will make you more aware of my breasts than a pink ribbon did!

Gotta Keep The Humor, Dallas Cowboys

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10 Things Apple Should have Done With $100 Billion

And always keep the humor…

Humor – Woman on a Bus

Dinner for One – Legendary New Years Celebration